{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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Branch Warren is an American retired IFBB Pro League professional bodybuilder.
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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