{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}
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